I was like “Wow! this photo is cute” but then I looked at his crotch and saw a bottle of Minute Maid and I immediately can’t stop laughing
Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie in Playing It Cool (2014)
Steve Rogers’ wardrobe in The Winter Soldier - for oksana
has anyone done the “first words your soulmate says to you are tattoo’d on your body” au for samsteve yet?
with sam whose had “on your left” on his arm his whole life, and steve who wakes up with “uh huh, on my left, got it” on his
cause who doesn’t want that in their lives, seriously
Oh, god, imagine: if skinny, fight-picking Steve DID have “fuck off” on his arm, he would have thought he was potential soulmates with so many assholes
Robert Downey Jr @ Toronto International Film Festival 2014